Sharing the love GIVE-AWAY

I've been stalking several blogs lately and one of my favourites is Simply B, Simply me. http://simply-b.blogspot.com/ She has the best give-aways! She has a new one right now that is very intriguing and one of the rules is that I must also offer the same to my readers. Luckily, I am crafty and creative so it won't be hard to come up with some prizes.

Here are the rules....

1. You can't have won anything from me at any point.
2. Your willingness to pass on the love must glow in the dark. That part is so easy since computer screens do just that in the middle of the night when people are blog reading due to lack of shut eye. So, that means you have to be willing to do the exact same thing! Blog it baby!
3. You have got to leave a comment on this post. Actually, I'm going to make it more interesting, since we are already going to be breaking all sorts of rules here. I want you to write a little poem in my comments. Poems don't have to rhyme remember, but they do have to have flow and rhythm. So bedazzle me people! And if there is no poem your comment (ie entry) doesn't count. I'll have no breaking of my rules here peeps (have you noticed my do as I say, not as I do moment here?)
4. I will get this done within the year 2009 which means as long as you get it before you kiss someone at midnight on the 31st of December I have done it well. Of course the little procrastinator that lives in my head most likely will not allow for that, so it may be sooner.
5. This is going to be a blissful surprise. You have no idea what my little gift to you is going to be until you get it. I reserve the right to make something totally awesome of course, and if you don't like it I promise to take no offense and give you 100% permission to white elephant it at your next work Christmas party.
6. Now this rule rocks as far as I'm concerned. It should be number one really. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DO SOMETHING EXTREMELY STRANGE.

Now here are the boring rules you'll need to post on your own blog to qualify for my fabulousness being sent to you:Are you one of the Lucky 5? Lucky you!

The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me! My choice. For you. This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

1. I make no guarantees that you will like what I make! (Though I hope you will!)
2. What I create will be just for you.
3. It'll be done this year {might be a little while}
4. You get no clue what it's going to be. It may be a story. It may be poetry or maybe even some creation I haven't even invented yet. I may draw or paint something. I may bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
5. I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch? Oh, the catch is that you must repost this on your blog and offer to do the same to the first 5 people who do the same on your blog. The first 5 people to do so and leave a comment telling me they did this will win a FAB-U-LOUS homemade gift by me!

PS Please email mama@screaminmama.com with your address so I can send it off to you!